New Formula

I have finally figured out how to get back into shape!  It dawned on me today at lunch as I ate 50% of my sandwich.  I didn't really want the other 50% so I put it away.  Then suddenly a light bulb went off (I think it was a 50 watt bulb).

This is the answer.....I'm in my 50's; almost 51 so that leaves me........9 more years of this new formula.  I'm going to look at my portion and only eat 50% of it!  I will cut my food intake by 50% because I'm in my 50th decade!  Get it?

Now I feel 50% better already....this is great.  Then when I hit 60......you guessed it!  60% percent reduction in my food intake...and on and on.  Until the day comes I hit a 100....no eating at all after that. 

I'll stop right here--because I only want to write 50% of what I intended to say.