Then I let success go to my head and pursued more land. No more was I content with a small plot. I had to have bigger and better things. Friends were thrown by the wayside as I hunted for those who would be my neighbors. Relationships were lost as I had no need for those who would not accept my neighbor requests. I could unfriend on facebook faster than an egg drops out of a chicken--well, I guess it drops out fast due to the laws of gravity. I've never seen an egg drop from a chicken--on the farm it was done in the hen house.
I became the owner of four farms---yes four farms! Two of those farms I used an alias--legal loopholes that I'm sure existed. One of those farms I flew over to England-in a hot air balloon no less! Yes, I had a country farm in England. Very peaceful.....until strange things starting occurring.
All of a sudden I had to have a pub on my farm and brew ale! I don't even drink but I found myself planting crops that would make the best drinks ever. Then the breeding started....if I put a male pig with a female pig--poured love potion on them--they would disappear behind curtains and then....a piglet would appear. The same thing happened with the sheep!
Then the sheep and pigs started to appear in different colors--crazzzzy colors! That's when I started thinking---maybe it's time to sell. The clincher for me was when Lady Gaga suddenly appeared as my neighbor. No joke--I didn't invite her; she just showed up. Every day I was being asked to plant purple crystals to be able to hear her sing. Well I don't want to hear her sing---I don't like her and I really wanted her off my farms.
That's it--this is America; I can sell my farms and move on to greener pastures. So if you're interested let me know--I'm sure they will go cheap. As for me I've moved on to bigger and better things....like a Garden that goes back into time!
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